MCR Questions!

My Chemical Romance Questions!

Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it!
Frankie: Shoot!

Skittles or M&Ms?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: Wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&Ms are way better.
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy Bears.
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices!
Bob: Oh well it is now.

Just so you know I didn't come up with this one:
Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: He hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird and disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit!
Frank: How about neither.
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two.
F: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
B: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick....
M: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!

So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone.
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: Once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.

I always thought it was sandwich?
Gerard: When Mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: Tell her what they did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God! NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna. It was Mikey's chum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool. At one of Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.

What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanist cults up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: Those guys were so cool.
Frank: There was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in Latin. I think it was Latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.

Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: Well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and were all very superstitious.
Frank: Don't go walking under ladders.

Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything todo with the making up of this question. Boxers,briefs, man thong, or commando?
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: Boxers for me thanks.
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH! He's commando aren't you?
Bob: I'd like said no comment.
Gerard: GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!

OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww!
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before.
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww! NO!
Gerard: Don't deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question!
Gerard: That is part of the question!
Frank: You guys are fucked up!
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: You're such a dumbass!

Okay this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way and if so who?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and his package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.

Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert?
Gerard: Okay I haven't fucked him, I haven't sucked him or vice-versa. I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies cant handle the sex talk.
Gerard: you're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!

Okay I think its safe to say that this interview is over.
Frank: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WELL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!